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Thursday, October 9, 2008

A Blog-Worthy Joke

Like most of you,
I receive many jokes and things via email.

A few are funny,
most are just Eh.

But this one had me rolling.
VERY funny
and thus, deemed Blog-Worthy!

Enjoy!
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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me, it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will this take?' I asked.

'They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.

I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'

Without missing a beat he says 'Worked for your butt, didn't it?'

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably

continue to take his meals through a straw.

5 comments:

Lori - The Simple Life at Home said...

Totally blog-worthy!!!!! LOL!!!!!

Jen said...

That is hilarious!!! Thanks for the laugh this morning.

Stimey said...

That is a good one.

Natalie said...

Where the hell are you? I need the menus? I'm so hungryyyyyyy!

Faithful Froggers said...

Thanks for the laugh this morning! And I will NOT be showing this joke to my husband. ;)