I want to make it known that I am being harassed.
Not sexually harassed.
I'm afraid that ended about two children ago,
right around the time I stopped being carded.
No, I am being harassed by THE ELDERLY.
There's an old gentleman who periodically sends me emails.
In the email, is a cryptic message:
"November 10 and November 17"
along with a message like
"They're getting lonely."
What? The Hell?
Turns out the two dates are the last time my brother and I posted updates on our blogs.
The crotchety, elderly man sending the emails?
That would be my father.
So here ya go, Dad! A post just in your honor!
That should do ya for another month.