:::Trey, in the kitchen, today:::
"Mom, I still mostly believe in Santa Claus. I mean, I know it might be my parents but I still mostly believe. But can you promise me something?"
Me: "Sure, what is it?"
Trey: "When I'm like 20 and have kids of my own.."
Me: "Let's say 25."
Trey: "Mom. Mom, listen. Okay, 25. When I'm 25 and I have kids, if it's the parents will you tell me by then so that my kids will have Christmas presents cause otherwise I won't know to give them anything."
Me: "Sure, Trey, no problem."