This is just one of those things
that I know and accept as a truth
In some ways, I have learned to compensate.
I will tell a family member:
I am going to put this item
and when I start freaking out that
OMG I PUT IT SOMEWHERE SAFE AND NOW I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS
someone can help me.
Like, we have workmen here this week and next.
I hid the checkbook somewhere
and today I need it and realize I have no earthly idea where it is.
I think the person I told was Chris. Or Rob.
I can't remember that either.
Someone better remember.
Anyway, the other day I was using our online banking service
and I thought to myself:
'SELF, you haven't changed the password in months.
You should change it.'
And then I sat right here on this bed and contemplated
what I should change it to.
A passcode that I would not, could not, forget.
And I changed it.
And today, for the life of me,
I cannot remember it.
I tried several times,
and now I am locked out of the account.
I am such an idiot.
Does anyone else out there have a memory as bad as mine??!!