In our bed, this evening, while reading:
Me: ::::sneeze:::: "Ah Choo!"
Me: ::::sneeze again:::: "Ah CHOO!"
I look over sideways at him.
Me: "Bless me!"
Me: "You have to bless me! It's a benefit of marriage!"
Rob: ............. "Oooo-kay. Bless you."
Me, smiling beatifically: "Why, thank you!"
Who knew how exciting married life could be? :-)