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There was an ad on a web page
that has a virtual character
She is a well dressed, nice looking woman
with a nice voice.
When you run your mouse over the ad box,
which will scare the living crap out of you if you aren't expecting it
and went over it by accident.
When that happens, she will ask you to type anything into the box
and she will say it.
For someone like me,
who never outgrew fart jokes
and all other manner of potty humor,
this was irresistible.
Let me tell you,
that woman will say anything.
ANYTHING. AT. ALL.
It is embarrassing how much time
I just spent playing with that ad.
And how many dirty words I could think up.
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do so now.
Twenty four hours to go, pretty much,
til it's over.
Today is my birthday. I am 36
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