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Thursday, October 25, 2007

Kiss My Ample A$$

Rob bought us both Halloween costumes and he bought me a Dorothy.

I was supposed to go as Deranged Dorothy as an accompaniment to his Psycho Scarecrow. lol

Anyway, he brings home a one-size-fits all Dorothy costume.

Who the hell does it fit?

I'll tell you who. It fits my 104 pound daughter.

Perfectly.

It MIGHT have fit me when I got married.

It MIGHT have fit me after my pregnancy with Kate. Maybe. Doubtfully.

Now?

It does NOT even pull down over my B00BS!!!

I did not enjoy coming out and telling my husband that my one size fits all costume doesn't fit ME.

Sigh.

I can't even begin to imagine what is left to pick over at the Halloween store tomorrow!

3 comments:

Lanny said...

Thanks for the laugh! I'm certain it wouldn't go over my boobs either!

Melissa said...

ROFLMAO! I can totally relate to this.
Thank you, I really needed this laugh today!
Let us know what you ended up finding!

Richard said...

That was truly awesome. I hope to heck that Rob didn't laugh, or else I figure he's still rubbing a very sore spot on his body. Remind me to keep a straight face...

Richard