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Thursday, October 25, 2007

Kiss My Ample A$$

Rob bought us both Halloween costumes and he bought me a Dorothy.

I was supposed to go as Deranged Dorothy as an accompaniment to his Psycho Scarecrow. lol

Anyway, he brings home a one-size-fits all Dorothy costume.

Who the hell does it fit?

I'll tell you who. It fits my 104 pound daughter.


It MIGHT have fit me when I got married.

It MIGHT have fit me after my pregnancy with Kate. Maybe. Doubtfully.


It does NOT even pull down over my B00BS!!!

I did not enjoy coming out and telling my husband that my one size fits all costume doesn't fit ME.


I can't even begin to imagine what is left to pick over at the Halloween store tomorrow!


Lanny said...

Thanks for the laugh! I'm certain it wouldn't go over my boobs either!

Melissa said...

ROFLMAO! I can totally relate to this.
Thank you, I really needed this laugh today!
Let us know what you ended up finding!

Richard said...

That was truly awesome. I hope to heck that Rob didn't laugh, or else I figure he's still rubbing a very sore spot on his body. Remind me to keep a straight face...