Rob bought us both Halloween costumes and he bought me a Dorothy.
I was supposed to go as Deranged Dorothy as an accompaniment to his Psycho Scarecrow. lol
Anyway, he brings home a one-size-fits all Dorothy costume.
Who the hell does it fit?
I'll tell you who. It fits my 104 pound daughter.
It MIGHT have fit me when I got married.
It MIGHT have fit me after my pregnancy with Kate. Maybe. Doubtfully.
It does NOT even pull down over my B00BS!!!
I did not enjoy coming out and telling my husband that my one size fits all costume doesn't fit ME.
I can't even begin to imagine what is left to pick over at the Halloween store tomorrow!
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